#which time #when you taught him how to walk #or talk #or play ball #shoot a gun #hit on a girl #drink #fight #throw darts #lie cheat fix an engine sew up a wound get up in the morning when you feel like dying#what is it exactly you’re talking about right now dean? #BECAUSE ALL I’M GETTING OUT OF THIS IS PAIN AND THE URGE TO VOMIT
(via fuelthelies)
Source: neverinfacthomeless
- person: describe 'perfection' in three words
- me: I only need one
- person: I said THREE
- me: alright
- me: Matt Dom Chris
- person:
- me:
- person:
- me:
- person: okay, in one, then
- me: Muse
- person:
- me:
- person:
- me: come on what else did you expect me to say now
Source: redmuser
When people say “I can hear your music”
I’m just like
“So can I”
via laugh-addict
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Source: getoffmysheep
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
(via godsavemuse)
Source: -andrews
Reblog if you were part of the Loki’d Revolution of 2012 and were tragically Loki’d.
Oh, I’ve been Loki’d alright.
(via muserlulu)
Source: sherlockintheskywithwatson
AH OMG IT’S TEDDI. She is absolutely gorgeous. Those eyes!
I almost cried when I saw her:’) She’s SOOOOOO cute!!!!
Holy father of pregnancy!!! fdghjrtfzui She’s so cuuute!
Am I the only one who ships her with Bing? lol…aww the little princess of the muser world….
and when he said she was beautiful i was just
Source: twitter.com
Source: dommehhoward
“People loved the story you told about going to the movies with Chris, and someone even made a comic, they literally drew a comic of you and Chris going to the movies.” [x]
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Source: cameronbaum
